Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 1.2.00
GM: Cort Odekirk

"Oh, and there is something gooey in there."

-Jeremy F., after everyone had made jokes about his Christmas Gift for Joanna being sexy underwear

"My brain wasn't big enough to make the leap to another body!"

-Jeremy F., on why his character wasn't among the group in the Christmas Special

Jeremy Z. (on the last session): Lentaro's doing the gender math, and it's not working out.
Kath: Sorry, no fuzzies for you.

"Ineedtogathermythings."

-Maladin, evading Lentaro's questions about the bunny incident

Andy: Are you coming with us?
Joanna: Yes.
Andy: Good. (to Jeremy) We got her!
Jeremy F.: Our plan worked. She'll look great with ears this big.

"Yes, Random. Yes, Random. We're spiky, it's all good."

-Llewella

Llewella (on the price on Maladin's head): It's enormous.
Maladin: How fitting.

"I think I want to be somewhere you're not."

-Joanna

"`Who was that?', I say as though I already know."

-Andy

Andy: I'm wondering if I'm mad enough at Lentaro yet.
Jeremy Z.: For what?
Andy: For anything.

Cort: Bubble bath?
Andy: No, not today.
Jeremy F.: "Can I have a bath, mommy?"

"Join the rest of the party on the brink of insanity."

-Cort, to Joanna

"We normally go running screaming through the dark places. Why avoid the shady bits?"

-Cort

Fake Vialle: You brought a doorway to hell into the castle?
Rhyss: Random said it was okay. Maybe it's a Christmas present?
"It's just me. I usually throw dead arms away."

-Fake Vialle

"You can talk to Dalen, the sadly misguided girl, or you can face reality."

-Aaron

"If you don't need a universe destroyed, I can't help."

-Cort, as Aaron

"You went from 'Never call, never write' to 'ulterior motives'."

-Llewella, to Maladin

"You're so cute when you're attempting subterfuge."

-Llewella, also to Maladin

"They're calling him World Destroyer in Court. Random is thinking of de-nutting him."

-Lewella, to Maladin, regarding Aaron

Maladin: We've been working on a plan to make a barrier.
Llewella (on a roll): Against Aaron?

Aaron: Okay. There seems to be something wrong. Lemme...
Joanna: How many times have we heard that before.

"'Oh, you need the-' whatever she calls it."

-Cort, forgetting the name of Llewella sword

"Lady Dalen oh, and Ambassador Lentaro. That explains why she's here."

-Llewella

Dalen (after Len protests about taking the rescued Tellurians to Amber): I don't know where else to go.
Lentaro: I can tell you where to go.

"Aaron, can you open the closet door?"

-Llewella, while holding the magical bacta tank with Maladin in it

"Oh, you brought him? Oh, he's scary!"

-Jeremy F., mocking those who opposed Aaron's presence in Telluria

"They burst through the door with that 'We Are Evil' look on their face."

-Cort

"I am so turned on."

-Andy, after Random uses the Jewel of Judgement to freeze Karma

"Once again, we see the ass of Lord Aaron."

-Cort, on Aaron's fleeing from the battle

Andy: He runs really well.
Cort: You'll lose that extra weight

"Hold on. Let me see if they're dead."

-Aaron, to Benedict

"The sprinkles on top blink at you and the icing says, 'What's wrong, Len?'"

-Andy, mocking Lentaro's Pattern hunger

"Let's just say you'll never be as afraid of Aaron as I am."

-Maladin, while avoiding telling Len about the bunny incident