Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 1.16.00
GM: Cort Odekirk

Cort (reading over the quote list): God. Llewella was a real bitch last Sunday.
Kath: She's like that every time.

Andy (as Dalen): "I have a frog in my throat."
Jeremy Z.: "It crawled in while I was regenerating and I can't get it out!"

"He's rubbing his body against Llewella's bacta tank."

-Cort, on Maladin

"I'm trying on her clothes while she's asleep."

-Jeremy F., regarding Llewella

Kath: Better armor would help.
Andy: Armor would help.
Kath: She has some standard Amber armor.
Andy: Does it have a big target on it?
Kath: Probably.
Cort: Is it a red shirt?

"Do you have any sticky buns?"

-Jeremy F., to Andy, right before producing sticky bun flavored ice cream

"Have you seen your 'Enemies List'? It's a potpourri."

-Cort, to Jeremy F.

"Dalen. The other white meat."

-Jeremy F.

"You are now the dark moonrider. A nightrider, so to speak."

-Cort, on Maladin making his moonrider armor black

"It's a twisty bit, a wiggle, and a something."

-Cort (I believe talking about the tap in Dalen's head)

"Don't give her ping-pong balls."

-Cort, regarding Dalen

"Gosh, I've never resurrected anyone before."

-Andy

Jeremy F.: You can trust me.
Andy: Yes, because I can squish you.

"Worldwrecker indeed. I've seen you in diapers."

-Flora, to Aaron

"Which makes her controlable and predictable, which is what you want in a wife."

-Flora, on Clarissera being in love with Aaron

Kath: Is there some way I can tell Micahel I can't make it to lunch?
Jeremy F.: "I have to see if my destiny is stronger."

"Fortunately, since he's in a whirlwind, he makes a great rotisserie chicken."

-Andy, on Maladin getting fireballed

"Well, that takes care of one of my problems."

-Andy, on Maladin getting captured

"You were the speech writer for the Carter administration, weren't you?"

-Cort, to Kath

Kath (to Andy about Aaron's mad attempt to make a forcefield with the Pattern and the Pattern blade): So are you grounding this whole thing?
Andy: I don't... know...

Andy: Is it like an Oleai hitting my head?
Cort: You don't know. You've never been hit in the head with an Oleai.

"I have made the castle into a giant bug zapper."

-Andy

Cort: You can no longer feel your waist.
Andy: I don't need it.

Andy: "It's the little things in life," Aaron thinks as he stands in the center.
Kath: Sticky buns...
Andy: ...ultimate power...

Dalen: In the name of all Oleai who want peace with Amber, I challenge you to a fair fight.
Andy (whispering): That's a lot better than "You suck!"

Kath: Hopefully--
Andy: You'll live?

"You see a McNugget hanging in the air in front of you."

-Cort, as Lentaro is visited by Aaron's Pattern lens

"Oh my. No one's ever managed to do this before."

-Fiona, on seeing Aaron trapped in the Pattern sword

"Hey. I could be a narrator."

-Andy

Dalen: I don't have much toe movement at the moment.
The Ghost of Aaron Past: That's okay, neither do I.

Dalen: By the way. I'm your aunt.
The Ghost of Aaron Past: What does that mean? Dalen? Dalen? Dalen, what do you mean?