Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 2.13.00
GM: Cort Odekirk

"Things to do. 1. Deal with insanity."

-Cort, reading Aaron's "To Do" list

Jeremy F.: Throw the sword into the Abyss!
Cort (ominously): That would make it angry.

Jeremy Z.: You okay Andy?
Andy: I'm fine. Aaron's not.

"Dalen, having gotten her title, becomes the bitchy nobility she was meant to be. 'You're not pretty enough!'"

-Cort

"Oh dear lord."

-Cort, as Andy passes a LONG note to him

"Now you are caught in the web of Aaron's insanity!"

-Jeremy F.

"There's monkeys everywhere!"

-Andy

Kath: You know how a fire needs oxygen? Is there anything that works like that to Pattern? Could we create a vacuum?
Cort: The Bright Pattern does a good job of it.

Cort (joking about Dalen's possible alliance with the Bright Pattern people): "You get rid of psycho gourd man..."
Jeremy Z.: "...and I'll walk your death Pattern!"

"And it's absolutely certain she's still there, because when you leave something in a cave, it never leaves."

-Cort, as Aaron is probing the mind of one of his monkey men

"I should never have taken him to that island."

-Kath, about Aaron

"Never underestimate the power of a squash again!"

-Jeremy F.

"Mother, I'm evil now."

-Cort, as Aaron

"What are you doing with your new toy and it's ominous vegetable?"

-Cort, to Jeremy-F.-as-voice-of-bad-guys

"Do you know what started all this monkey business?"

-Maladin, using yet another bad pun

"Meanwhile, what do you do with Mr. Prickley and the vegematic?"

-Cort, to Jeremy-F.-as-voice-of-bad-guys

"It's glowing with the light of heaven and a small star."

-Cort

Andy: He just wanted to stop Dalen-
Kath: What did I do?!
Andy: I'll get back to you.

"We're annoyed. Kill something."

-The Gourd of Fiona

"The One True City, laid low by a squash."

-Jeremy F.

"Rrright I say we save that one for last."

-Jeremy Z., about the giant, flame-engulfed clown playing Toho Studios with the city of Amber

"Well, we're gonna fix her later."

-Dalen, about Vialle

"Wow. You one-upped me."

-Aaron, to Dalen

Cort: The gourd is taking on a vaguely Aaron-like form.
Andy: With breasts.

"Actually, Fiona's fairly petite. Flora got the bazongas in the family."

-Cort

"I've always wanted a woman, but this isn't quite what I meant."

-Aaron/Erin, after assuming her new physical form

"I've brought people back from the dead before. It went okay."

-Aaron/Erin

"She didn't give a peep before she went *PAA*!"

-Aaron/Erin

Dalen: This is Aaron in his new body.
Gérard: Yeah... okay.

"I'm in Amber twice! I'll go talk to myself."

-Dworkin, upon noticing the presence of Alan Smithee

Erin: Slowly but surely, people have been coming.
Llewella (who earlier commented on Erin's "methods" for obtaining residents): No pun intended.