Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 8.27.99
GM: Cort Odekirk

Stacey: I'm sitting between 2 Jeremys.
Jeremy F.: It's more Jeremy than some people can handle.

"They just left you with a carrot and a litter box."

-Jeremy F. to Jeremy Z.

"Here's a box of sawdust. Do something."

-Jeremy Z., following off of Jeremy F.'s gag

"It's the Hamburglar!"

-Jeremy F., on Lentaro's muttering rescuers

"Congratulations, you're being sprung by the Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers."

-Andy

Stacey: My character was going to find out more about that woman at the thing.
Cort: Miss "Spacey"?

Cort: It's a sort of congo line of dark hooded figures.
Andy: It's jawas!

Theron (trying to explain why he's been tied upside down to a tree): I seem to have come-
Andy: I'm a bit tied up right now.
Stacey: Will you stop that!!

Father Phillip: I see.
Cort: He says "I see" in a way only a priest can say it.

"The late, late Lord Fumaris."

-Aaron

"I'm very disturbed that I got disturbed."

-Stacey

Aaron: Yes, I believe in visions.
Cort: Do you believe in them when you're naked and covered in butter?

"Wow... happy sharing Amberites."

-Cort

"I will not have another war."

-Flora

"If the rest of Gérard is the same size as... the rest of Gérard, you won't be waking up."

-Cort

Jeremy F.: He's preening himself!
Jeremy Z.: Hey!

"You're starched within an inch of your life."

-Cort to Stacey

Flora (regarding Len): Does he have... fingers?
Aaron: Yes.
Flora: Oh, good.

"I understand deranged cultists."

-Theron, to Lentaro (which Lentaro somehow managed not to comment on)

Cort (describing the tea party): It seems to be a primarily female thing.
Andy (whose character is a guest): Hey!

"`Pomp and Scrutiny'. All my events have names."

-Cort

"She had her teeth just tuned."

-Andy, regarding Kalissera (however the deuce you spell it)

"Outside of the exploding part, how do you like our city?"

-Llewella

"Vialle - the Betty Ford Clinic of Amber."

-Andy

Aaron: You were right.
Dalen: I'm right about a lot of things. What?

Dalen: So, it has something to do with the ambassador.
Jeremy Z. (wincing slightly): Payback's a bitch, isn't it?

"You feel as though you've been analyzed and dismissed as not particularly important."

-Cort, to Jeremy F., commenting on Theron's reaction