Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 9.26.99
GM: Cort Odekirk

"We're so luscious and creamy! We'll give you a sugar high like you've never had before."

-Cort, doing the voice of a jar of Marshmellow Cream

Andy: So we're not supposed to be nasty?
Katherine: Like that would stop you?
Jeremy Z.: We'll just be sending more notes. There won't be any overt nastiness.

"Maid! Maid! My little buppy-kins is cold!"

-Flora

"Filled with saccharine. Causes cancer in lab rats."

-Andy, regarding Flora

Flora: Now you stay in bed. I'll have Gérard tie you down if I have to.
Andy: That is not going on the list. I will break the hand holding the pencil!!

"GM's note to Lentaro: You better hope he doesn't like the fuzzy."

-Cort, commenting on a post from Amber List

"To boldly go where no hamster has gone before!"

-Jeremy F.

Andy: They have the Blue PC Aura.
Cort: Is that anything like the blue "Housekeeping Seal of Approval"?

"If we were to do a trump of you, would it have to be on velvet so it's fuzzy?"

-Andy, about Lentaro

Cort (to Dalen): There's a sort of fuzzing out, and it seems like it's only a few seconds-
Jeremy Z.: You wake up and your clothes are inside out.

Cort (to Dalen): You get a note back from Michael saying he'd love to have dinner.
Jeremy Z. (suggestively): Oooooh...
Cort: Just because you have nothing fuzzy to date...
Jeremy Z.: I'm told there are fine prospects in the southern provinces.

Jeremy F.: I'm going to retrieve the half body.
Cort: He's been a bit gnawed on.
Jeremy F.: I brought a tarp, by the way.
Cort: Did you bring a Jell-O mold?

Katherine (reading another vision): Oh, geez Cort!
Jeremy F.: The One True Porn Star strikes again!

"Note: she was naked in bed."

-Cort, after Dalen drew her sword from "nowhere"

"Whoa..."

-Everyone all at once on hearing about the size of the army

(the next bit is all in a stage whisper)
Katherine (about Sh'shari): She's scary!
Jeremy F.: So why did you go?
Katherine: Because I wanted to find out what was going on!
Andy: Well, now you know, and now it's scary!

"I'm Galen. I will be your torturer tonight."

-Jeremy F.

"Quick! Suspect foul play! It's the last episode!"

-Andy

"I hear Bleys and Gérard went fishing last night. They caught the biiiiggest trout you've ever seen. I hear Fiona's going to ream his brain."

-Llewella

"Gérard, if Flora touches my plate, spank her."

-Bleys

"Well. That was petulant."

-Fiona, to Aaron

"So you took your normal Pattern Imprint and tried to bend it into the Warped Pattern, and you want to know why it almost killed you?"

-Fiona, to Aaron again

"I suppose our Pattern is the Earth Pattern because we keep it in the basement."

-Fiona, to Aaron, in a Fiona Quote Marathon

Maladin (to Random): I'd like to speak to you in private.
Jeremy Z.: I got a girl pregnant. I don't know what to do!
Cort: He'd love a problem that simple.

"Clang-clang-clang. Can somebody pick this lock? I need a sugar bun!"

-Cort doing a rendition of Aaron

Jeremy F. (about the Wonder Trump): Does it cost extra to watch you do this?
Andy: Yes.
Cort: This is the One True Gay Porno.

"Hang on. I'm about to try something stupid."

-Aaron

Random: Sounds like the prologue to a bad Harlequin novel.
Andy: That's so fitting for Dalen.

"I don't want to pull just the brain through. It's useless to me!"

-Andy, while trying to rescue Maladin

"Okay, she gets the big I-Fucked-With-Your-Head award."

-Cort, after talking to Katherine in private

"Thunk. Wiggle-wiggle."

-Andy, doing his impression of "psychic contact", with accompanying hand gestures