Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 10.24.99
GM: Cort Odekirk

"Joanna... We've been working on a plan to rescue Dalen and Len, and it all hinges on you risking your life."

-Jeremy Z.

Andy: So what do we have today?
Jeremy F.: Fudge.
Cort: That's pretty much describes our game so far...

Andy (regarding the dip Kath brought): What is it?
Kath: Goop.
Cort: Angry. Don't piss it off.

"She's confused your robe with Maladin's pants."

-Cort, regarding the typo in the previous quote list, where Flora opined on how "cut" Aaron looked in his choir robe

"Okay, you two are having a romantic evening sniffing helipads."

-Cort

"This is Maladin, reporting from Shadow Earth. We fucked up!! Aaron has found the handle and he's preparing to flush."

-Jeremy F.

Kath: I'm just looking dazed and slack.
Andy: Not hard for Dalen.
Kath: Don't start.

Kath (regarding the pain of the IV being inserted): That hurt more than the bullet.
Cort: Nnnno.

"What do you mean an orbital laser took out my armor?"

-Jeremy F.

"We tried to find a smaller girl to beat you up, but we were on short notice."

-Andy

"Just because you're avoiding death is no excuse."

-Andy

"You think that's Maladin, but where are his pants?"

-Cort

"Oh, yeah. He's naked. And it is fuzzy."

-Cort, to Kath, regarding Lentaro

"They knew I was Christian! They went straight for the underwear!"

-Jeremy F., dragging out a bad joke

Andy: The jewel's on a towel, a mai thai next to it. Sucking it down. A beautiful girl next to it. "I didn't know you spoke French."
Jeremy F.: Who says diamonds are a girl's best friend?

"Maladin, you're a Christian. We all know Caine's a sailor."

-Andy, but I don't remember why.

"I'll have to make a me to watch it, and I hate it when there's two of me."

-Dworkin

"People will be numb for inches around that spot."

-Cort

"He's almost cute when he's sleeping."

-Cort, regarding Aaron

"If I found some 'shit kickers', I may be set."

-Maladin, learning English

"Aaron, time to outrun some more laser beams."

-Maladin

Raphaela (responding to a knock at her door): Yes?
Aaron: I thought I heard a rumble.
Raphaela: I think I opened a doorway into Hell.

"Aaron's in bed, and he's fondling him."

-Cort, regarding Maladin

"I'm cute. Gotta love me."

-Andy

"I raise the Pattern. I immolate her."

-Andy

"I'll take a giant lizard against a New York hospital any day."

-Maladin

Cort (regarding Dalen): She turns into a large dog.
Andy: There's a line running through my head right now that I'm not going to use.

Dalen: Do you have a scrying lens in your pocket?
Cort: Is that a scrying lens in your pocket, or...?

(A small child has the Jewel of Judgement, and subconsciously summons Darth Vader to protect him)
Maladin: You can psychically contact him through his dreams.
Aaron: Right. Hold him off while I try that.

Cort (regarding the Stormtroopers): You see a lot of white armored troops moving through the doorways.
Andy: I hated this movie in the theater.

Cort: Okay, you start randomly mutating people.
All: *groan*
Andy: Don't worry, I'll fix it.

"This is my world now."

-Andy, in his own pocket universe

Aaron (still in his own pocket universe): He doesn't have the jewel.
Maladin: And... we're the only ones here.

Aaron (with a Bright Pattern initiate): You wanted your vaccine, here's your test subject.
Maladin: But we needed a waverider.
Aaron: Yeah, but we still have a test subject.

"I had to do rochambeau to Indiana Jones."

-Andy

"I had to take a divet out of Shadow Earth."

-Andy

Cort: I wonder how CNN is going to cover this.
Jeremy Z.: We're here at the edge of the crater, Wolf. Reality has ceased to exist about three feet away. It's pretty creepy. Back to you.

Maladin: It's okay Aaron...
Aaron: Noi'mfinedon'ttouchme.

"I love it when Dalen is brainwashed. It's so sexy."

-Andy

Jeremy F. (running NPCs): I try to direct the tortoise towards the child.
Andy: You are so not cool anymore.

Jeremy F. (as Andy's about to leave his pocket universe): What about me!?
Andy: Oh, you wanna come?

"I'm in Helmwind. Having a blast. Wish you were here."

-Fiona

"I need to talk to Random, then I need to go back to Earth. I did a boo-boo."

-Andy

Kath: I'm back into dog form. Cute, fluffy eared dog form.
Andy: Oh, you slut.
Kath: Well, if it works...
Andy: Work it, Benji! Work it!