Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 11.29.99
GM: Cort Odekirk

Cort: That's okay. I'll just write you off as a bitch and a ho.
Jeremy F.: I'd be upset if that wasn't true.

Lentaro (to Dalen): And I had a proposition for you.
Jeremy F.: We all know Dalen's the one to talk to about that.

"There are too many people in my head. I don't know which one you're talking to."

-Jeremy F.

Lentaro: Dalen, my proposition for you-
Rhyss: Should I leave the room?

Joanna (?): So, Len was wondering about that whole turtle thing.
Jeremy F.: Yeah, but was it a snapping turtle?

Jeremy F. (making jokes about Len's proposition): I was just thinking, I'm fuzzy...
Jeremy Z.: ...and you could be.

"(in a high pitched voice) No! No! I am resisting! I am resisting!"

-Cort, as Maladin's puny psyche

"You've picked up Aaron's panache for suicidal effects."

-Cort, to Jeremy Z.

Joanna: Can we tell what time it was?
Cort: You think it was roughly-
Jeremy F.: An opportune time.

Niro (looking over the quivering Jelly form of Lentaro): Yeah!!!!!!
Niro (after Len is taken from him): Ahhhhhhhh, drats!!!!!! Foiled again!!!

Cort: Are you going to start gesturing for a spell?
Jeremy F.: No. I don't want to die.

Cort (as Maladin): "I'm naked."
Joanna (regarding Len): That's okay he's sticky.

"If I could make Joanna snort water out her nose, I would just sit back and smile the rest of the night."

-Jeremy F.

"So she's under Lore's... power."

-Maladin, trying to nominate Rhyss as the new Patron Whore of Amber

"You see, I rip on Maladin first, that way I can target the rest of you from then on."

-Jeremy F.

"(in a high pitched voice) Behold my awesome power! Eh!"

-Cort, as Maladin's puny psyche

Dalen: ...after our armies meet in the morning.
Galen: An attack in the morning? I see.
Dalen: (scrambling) well, I don't have any connection to the military.. err, I just mean that something is bound to happen soon.

"Everything's gone the way I thought it would: poorly."

-Jeremy F.

"I hate it when my players are faster than me."

-Cort

Dalen: So what happened?
Len: I've been ordered to kill you and suck your Pattern out of you.
Dalen: What?!
Len: Just kidding.

Len: We are going to do something stupid and dangerous and we need your help.
Rhyss: Only if you have a few moments to try something stupid and dangerous that I have just found.
Len (chuckling): But of course.

Jeremy Z.: I explain to Rhyss my conspiracy theories regarding Lore.
Cort: He basically thinks that Lore is this sinister and evil person that had you trapped. However, Lore did have a valid reason for you being there, he was very polite, and his cookies were quite good.

"Could we have a minute before doing something stupid?"

-Rhyss