Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 12.5.99
GM: Cort Odekirk

"I actually got sleep last night. You are all screwed."

-Cort

Jeremy Z. (to Cort): So does Rhyss seem as tasty as these two? (indicating Dalen and Aaron)
Cort: Oh, yeah.
Jeremy Z.: But is it the same sort of tasty, or different?
Cort: Yeah, it's different.
Andy: We're sorta nougat and she's sorta nutty?
Cort: It's like white meat vs. dark meat. She's sort of moist and spongy. It still tastes like chicken, but different...
Joanna: I have no idea what you guys are talking about...
Cort: Aaron's like a muffin.
Jeremy Z.: Or a sticky bun?
Cort: He's got sprinkles and everything.

"I want to bottom for your game."

-Cort, on wanting to get screwed over by someone else for a change

"We have a support group against you."

-Andy, to Cort

Kath (as everyone laughs about what Jeremy F. wrote regarding Dalen): What did you write about Dalen?
Jeremy F. (indignantly): The truth!

"All my reconstruction resulted in paving."

-Andy

Kath: Do you want to take-
Joanna: Ooo, a field trip?!

"Hello. Are you here to see the dead place too?"

-Raphaella

"Anything you can squeal, I can squeal better..."

-Cort

Cort: You're all Patterny. It explains that nutty flavor.
Jeremy Z.: Oh... that reminds me.
Aaron: Millions of shadows away, Len is thinking, "Hmm... hungry..."

Jeremy F.: I'm hard on the outside but soft on the inside.
Andy (while pretending to shake stuff from his hand): Yeah, you have a bunch of seeds in here too.

"I'm petulant and creepy! Cool!"

-Andy

Maladin: I'm not like Dalen. In many ways.
Cort: I have naughty bits. She doesn't.

Kath (to Jeremy F. and Andy): You guys are scary. You think Dalen is scary, but you are scary.
Jeremy Z.: Excuse me. Who just went to hell?

Cort (on Aaron's mental pillaging of Maladin): You can feel the probe against your ass, but not in your ass.
Jeremy F.: More lubricant! More lubricant!
Andy: Sorry it's so cold.
Cort: Actually, it's warm since it was just there.
Jeremy F. (as Maladin has a dagger to Aaron's throat): Back off sweet buns! Or I'll do some probing of my own.

"Hey! That's my arm! Gimme that!"

-either Andy or Jeremy F.

Cort (after Maladin and Aaron reform): You're not the same selves you were before.
Aaron: Am I buff?
Jeremy F.: Now you're Christian!

"I get ready to bunny strike."
"Fur's gonna fly!"
"I'm hopping mad!"

-expletives from Jeremy F. after being turned into a bunny

"Little bunny Maladin goes hopping through the garden, scooping up the Aarons and bopping them on the head..."

-compiler's best guess as to what Jeremy F. was muttering as Bunny Maladin was in the castle gardens

Aaron: He is so much better at Warfare than I am.
Jeremy Z.: Hell, Rhyss is so much better at Warefare than you are.
Jeremy F.: That's low...

Random: We had another family member inspecting his potential...
Andy: Oh, god! It's the Brand lecture!

"Oh my god! He's been tuned!"

-Kath (?)

Andy (about Aaron): He's going back to his room to work up a plan for his harebrained scheme.
Cort: Which one?

"I scoop my brains off the floor."

-Andy