Dreaming in the Real

Game Log: 12.19.99
GM: Cort Odekirk

"Buzzing you in, late boy!"

-Cort, to Andy over the phone

Andy (regarding the computer rendering of Dalen's symbol): Your's was the most difficult with all that organic funky stuff.
Cort (muttering): Tell me about it.

Cort: God, if I'd known I was playing today, I'd have gotten drunk.

Andy (describing Aaron to Simone): I'd like to think of myself as being like Fabio.
Cort: Welcome to Fantasy Island!

Andy (regarding Aaron's physique, or lack thereof): He makes up for it by dressing in style.
Kath: Style?
Simone: It's not so much "style" as "theme"...?

Andy (after Simone misread's Jeremy Z.'s chicken scratch regarding Raphaella as "demonic cake"): She's the devil's food, I tell you!

Simone (describing how to find your ass with both hands): If you feel something strange when you squeeze, you found it.

Simone (regarding Dalen): You're being scanned. You have a strap on.
Jeremy Z.: "Strap on" is probably the last thing you want to mention in our game.

"Julian? It's my turn to be untied, Julian"

-Simone

"Suddenly, you have have a physical sensation. And it's not pleasant."

-Simone

Simone (to Cort): Sorry, I left you struggling and thumping.
Cort: That's nothing new to Raphaella.

Jeremy Z. (suggestively, as Simone describes the attire, or lack thereof, of Len and Rhyss): So we're both naked, huh?
Simone: Yeah, but that's probably the last thing on your mind right now.
Andy: Actually, the last thing on your mind is your laundry. The second to last thing is...

"Drive, rat person."

-Raphaella

"Oh, I've got some gravel in there. That'll plug it up."

-Andy, regarding Aaron/Gemmel's puncture wound

"We see the gleam of megalomaniacal power!"

-Cort, as Aaron regains his memories